https://the-enterprise.sgc.rayandhon.com/ Episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation that do not exist, posted by @danhon.com since 2014. en Thu, 27 Aug 2026 16:28:44 +0000 https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mtz55brujs2l https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mtz55brujs2l Wed, 26 Aug 2026 20:07:57 +0000 Commander Riker's ownership of a universal translator upgrade imperils a routine mission to a Caitian outpost in the Delta quadrant. Dr. Crusher deals with an ethical quandry when her Gilbert and Sullivan escape room holonovel malfunctions. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mtz4xps6ss2l https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mtz4xps6ss2l Wed, 26 Aug 2026 20:04:50 +0000 The Enterprise is disabled when Commander Riker mistakenly assumes the meaning of "hot spare" during an engineering drill. Data is a bad free-diving instructor. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mtu4ozotec2a https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mtu4ozotec2a Mon, 24 Aug 2026 20:16:40 +0000 The Enterprise must reconsider its first contact approach when all of its hails are treated as spam. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mtigctbyzk2u https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mtigctbyzk2u Thu, 20 Aug 2026 04:36:51 +0000 The Enterprise is threatened when multiple species refuse to set it as a preferred source. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mthwrnfmg22k https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mthwrnfmg22k Wed, 19 Aug 2026 23:58:48 +0000 The Enterprise discovers a horrific massacre caused by the creation of a shipping label. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mte26th74s2b https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mte26th74s2b Tue, 18 Aug 2026 10:49:13 +0000 The Enterprise is delayed on its way to hosting a critical peace talk in the volatile Hrrung system when its browser must be verified. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3msj6iskqck2o https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3msj6iskqck2o Fri, 07 Aug 2026 18:24:30 +0000 The Enterprise actually has Summer Fridays, where a whole shift gets the day off https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3ms2vanxs6k2v https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3ms2vanxs6k2v Sun, 02 Aug 2026 02:01:36 +0000 The Enterprise encounters a curious species that only speaks in lies. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3ms2v5wb7n22v https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3ms2v5wb7n22v Sun, 02 Aug 2026 02:00:04 +0000 The Enterprise hosts the Rigellian Regional Bake-Off diplomatic event, in preparation for the sector-wide finals. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mrvtvz65f22m https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mrvtvz65f22m Fri, 31 Jul 2026 01:54:26 +0000 The Enterprise is sent to investigate when a local trader claims a package is due to arrive, but only a label has been printed. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mrbji3e4cc2h https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mrbji3e4cc2h Wed, 22 Jul 2026 23:54:27 +0000 The Enterprise is dispatched to neutralize a hegemonizing swarm that has already converted 1.66e27 kg mass of a star system into what preliminary reports described as "pelicans, of various forms, atop bicycles, of various forms" https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mrbewgxn222k https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mrbewgxn222k Wed, 22 Jul 2026 22:33:00 +0000 The Enterprise faces its greatest diplomatic test yet as a first contact species worries the Federation will turn into a "milkshake duck" https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mr7faqzcg22u https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mr7faqzcg22u Wed, 22 Jul 2026 03:33:27 +0000 The Enterprise is stranded when its main computer is suborned into acting as a residential proxy node. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mr6dnbj3vk2v https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mr6dnbj3vk2v Tue, 21 Jul 2026 17:31:59 +0000 The Enterprise is dispatched to Gannis VI where a software glitch has led to fascism. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mr4efov7i22e https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mr4efov7i22e Mon, 20 Jul 2026 22:40:19 +0000 The Enterprise refuses to intervene in a conflict in the Flonix system because it is behind a paywall and officially the Federation has no money https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mr3yyn576c2l https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mr3yyn576c2l Mon, 20 Jul 2026 19:16:10 +0000 the enterprise investigates a murder at a federation data protection summit https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mqfyjf64nk2x https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mqfyjf64nk2x Sun, 12 Jul 2026 01:09:04 +0000 The Enterprise is called in to defuse a civil war over whether the Debian system's civilization is decentralized enough. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mqdfhmj3hc2a https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mqdfhmj3hc2a Sat, 11 Jul 2026 00:22:44 +0000 The Enterprise receives a Gift Link https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mqayknw23c24 https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mqayknw23c24 Fri, 10 Jul 2026 01:26:28 +0000 The Enterprise, attempting to fast-charge through a faulty port. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mqayevpbbc24 https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mqayevpbbc24 Fri, 10 Jul 2026 01:23:15 +0000 The Enterprise is stranded when Geordi discovers a problem with its fast-charging port. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mq7yykf72s2o https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mq7yykf72s2o Thu, 09 Jul 2026 16:01:34 +0000 Geordi and Data must perform maintenance on the Enterprise's Main Computer when it runs out of space to store bookmarks. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mq5o63p5bk2x https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mq5o63p5bk2x Wed, 08 Jul 2026 17:42:30 +0000 The Enterprise provides aid to a planet ravaged by attention economics. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mpz7fxda422i https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mpz7fxda422i Mon, 06 Jul 2026 23:07:49 +0000 The Enterprise exercises caution when an unknown ship includes emoji in its transponder signal https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mp2pqcw55k2f https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mp2pqcw55k2f Wed, 24 Jun 2026 20:07:24 +0000 The Enterprise hosts a group of functionaries witnessing the destruction of the last planet housing Nextdoor infrastructure under the Nextdoor Peace Accords. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3molq56h3vs22 https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3molq56h3vs22 Thu, 18 Jun 2026 21:04:40 +0000 Q assigns the Enterprise another test to assess humanity, but a problem with Canvas prevents the crew from submitting the solution in time. Spot has hiccups. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mnupwolvik2o https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mnupwolvik2o Tue, 09 Jun 2026 17:29:48 +0000 A security vulnerability in Quicktime disables the Enterprise when Geordi and Data design a new holonovel. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmzqtzlnqs2r https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmzqtzlnqs2r Sat, 30 May 2026 00:04:19 +0000 The Enterprise is stranded in the Reginos Expanse when a "banger thread" saps resources from critical ship systems https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi3ggkwgk2d https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi3ggkwgk2d Fri, 22 May 2026 23:25:39 +0000 The Enterprise is dispatched to investigate the disappearance of the USS Bozeman, last seen dealing with what could only be described as a pop-up ad menacing the Mutara nebula. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi3cujysk2d https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi3cujysk2d Fri, 22 May 2026 23:23:40 +0000 The Enterprise is threatened by a new, unified, improved customer experience. Data and Geordi perform several bug fixes to improve stability. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi3aretek2d https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi3aretek2d Fri, 22 May 2026 23:22:29 +0000 The Enterprise is dispatched to the Debian system, where a licensing disagreement threatens to erupt into a sector-encompassing war and humanitarian disaster. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi3567xe22d https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi3567xe22d Fri, 22 May 2026 23:20:28 +0000 The Enterprise is attacked and breached due to an unsecured LCARS bucket. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi2zvryxs2d https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi2zvryxs2d Fri, 22 May 2026 23:18:39 +0000 The Enterprise is disabled when the main computer user-agent string is corrupted but nobody knows what that means until a crew member who cites ancient 21st century Earth technology as a passion steps forward https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi2xkxix22d https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi2xkxix22d Fri, 22 May 2026 23:17:20 +0000 The Enterprise is stranded when a gift article turns out to be a trap. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi2k3fss22d https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi2k3fss22d Fri, 22 May 2026 23:09:48 +0000 The Enterprise is stranded in the Dandelion sector when a mysterious signal overwrites the main computer with an ancient song. Dr. Crusher casts a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi2hw4aus2d https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mmi2hw4aus2d Fri, 22 May 2026 23:08:35 +0000 The Enterprise is stranded in an alternate universe where it has been summarized and transformed into five bullet points with emoji. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mm6rr5cpps27 https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mm6rr5cpps27 Tue, 19 May 2026 06:38:43 +0000 The Enterprise is disabled by a gigantic subspace strawman capable of defeating Commander Data. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mlwb6yvd7k2p https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mlwb6yvd7k2p Fri, 15 May 2026 21:20:57 +0000 The Enterprise is stranded when Data, experimenting with his emotion chip, declares that he Simply Cannot https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mlwaybfcec2p https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mlwaybfcec2p Fri, 15 May 2026 21:17:11 +0000 The Enterprise is stranded in an alternate universe where it has been summarized and transformed into five bullet points with emoji. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mlukhshwfc26 https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mlukhshwfc26 Fri, 15 May 2026 05:01:37 +0000 The Enterprise is stranded when a gift article turns out to be a trap https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mlttzrtuxk2e https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mlttzrtuxk2e Thu, 14 May 2026 22:20:04 +0000 The Enterprise is stranded while attempting to pass a security verification when Data is classified as a malicious robot. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mlpg2ckt522z https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mlpg2ckt522z Wed, 13 May 2026 03:59:10 +0000 The Enterprise is incapacitated when it encounters a Long Tail. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mkxgvxqrn22j https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mkxgvxqrn22j Sun, 03 May 2026 15:10:44 +0000 The Enterprise is stranded in the Alpheric expanse when Geordi's upgrade of the warp core computer program from sqlite to postgres fails. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mkv6e25tkk2n https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mkv6e25tkk2n Sat, 02 May 2026 17:32:14 +0000 The Enterprise is disabled when the main computer user-agent string is corrupted but nobody knows what that means until a crew member who cites ancient 21st century Earth technology as a passion steps forward https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mkg2bicc6k2h https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mkg2bicc6k2h Sun, 26 Apr 2026 17:09:17 +0000 The Enterprise is stranded in the Dandelion sector when a mysterious signal overwrites the main computer with an ancient song. Dr. Crusher casts a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mk6gs3wvkk24 https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mk6gs3wvkk24 Thu, 23 Apr 2026 16:32:01 +0000 Romulans exploit an ancient flaw in Starfleet's computing system codenamed "SS7" to take over the Enterprise. Dr. Crusher visits Ireland. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mfdp5up3ts22 https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mfdp5up3ts22 Sat, 21 Feb 2026 03:39:07 +0000 An ineffective spoiler filter brings the Enterprise to the brink of a sector-wide war. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mehm3n5e5c2x https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mehm3n5e5c2x Mon, 09 Feb 2026 23:29:38 +0000 The Enterprise discovers the mysterious ruins of a long-dead colony of behavioral economists. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3meftjsolws2r https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3meftjsolws2r Mon, 09 Feb 2026 06:37:30 +0000 The Enterprise is sent to intervene in peace negotiations on Matalas Prime when a mistranslated file sharing request brings two species close to war. https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mcivpkxtns2z https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mcivpkxtns2z Fri, 16 Jan 2026 01:04:07 +0000 the enterprise is immobilized when the accenture system emits a subspace-tearing 2x2 https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mcityllges2p https://bsky.app/profile/danhon.com/post/3mcityllges2p Fri, 16 Jan 2026 00:33:22 +0000 the enterprise is called to diffuse tensions when an inaccurately translated emoji in a list threatens to ignite a sector-spanning war